Thursday, June 13, 2013

What's Been Happening on Facebook While You Were Away

I know you hate missing everyone's important status updates on Facebook, so I thought I'd keep an eye on things and give you a little summary of what's been going on. Here's a brief sort of survey for you, a random selection of status updates to make you feel as if you haven't missed social media at all. You're welcome!

"Cats are awesome."

"Guns are awesome."

"Guns are horrible."

"You are all idiots and I don't know how I'm able to tolerate you."

"I'm so funny/crazy!"

"I don't care what you think of me, no, really, I don't, for real."

"I sure do like to drink!"

"I am tolerant of people not like me."

"I hate everyone, and if I could get away with murdering you all, I would."

"Did I mention, I love to drink!"

"I am lonely and miserable and will regret posting this."

"The world is beautiful and nothing bad can happen if you RAINBOW"

There you go. Rest assured, if you ever have to endure another long absence from Facebook, these are the updates you are missing. Hopefully, you'll make it through.


  1. You found me worthy of a blog?
    I am Honored. ;)

  2. Thanks for this brief survey of what I've been missing on Facebook. This just about sums up why I don't bother with it at all. Most of Facebook is just trivial nonsense and a waste of time. But I am really in a minority with this opinion because so many people love to spend time on it.

  3. Hi ! Heath Lowrance...
    I think this blog-post is However, I must admit that I do utilize the F.B.[to a limited extent and not certain]to support The Film Noir Foundation.
    I also utilize the F.B. to show moral support to writers.
    Now, with that being said,
    "The world is beautiful and nothing bad can happen if you RAINBOW"
    deedee :)

    1. I'm the same way, DeeDee. I critizise FB, but I'm on it an awful lot despite that.
      And welcome back, it's good to see you again!

  4. And welcome back, it's good to see you again!
    Thank-you, Heath Lowrance, but I was really never gone...Because your RSS feed comes up on my as well as me sending your blog post over there to Twitter.

  5. Why does it drive us crazy and yet I go there. It's a break I think. I used to smoke a cigarette when I needed one. Now I go to facebook instead.